Oy vey! - This post is for Tuesday. Until then just assume I am crazy, ok?

Google is my friend, hallowed be its name.
As I walk in the valley of uncertainty, it upholdeth my name and is a shield for my honor.
In other words: Gonif is a thief/robber, and apparently the lynx there is a pretty good defense against goyim gonifs. 
I am allowed to say goyim, coz I am one!